Jacket Dick

Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.

Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner?
Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick

by ktbuggers April 17, 2011

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

Stevie's Jacket

1. Something very old.
2. Something that speaks many languages

That geezer has been around since Stevie's Jacket.
He speaks more languages than Stevie's Jacket ser

by Big G Danbers March 20, 2008

Wax Jacket

A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.

Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.

Girl: "Did the rubber just break?!"
Guy: "Nah girl, this is a wax jacket!"

by dudebroman420 October 8, 2021

Jacket Fat

When you put on a really big jacket and theres exess material

Dude look, I've got jacket fat! ! !

by Str8jacketchick December 8, 2010

Liquor Jacket

When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.

Similar to a whiskey bandage

Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?

Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.

by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013

meat jacket

flesh; mortal coil; can also refer to artificial human, cyborg, or "skin job".

You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.

by Rinibot August 5, 2008