Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.

"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."

by LMM121 June 26, 2017

crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day

“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”

by toast mads February 22, 2021

Monday Bonanzas

A beautiful, elegant, bouncy pair of breasts; often associated with breasts whom one wants to squeeze and make mammary intercourse to.

Sami's monday bonanzas run through my mind like a marathon jogger on speed.

by JiffyLube666 April 11, 2009

Bxner Monday

The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.

I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.

by JYYYYY May 9, 2019

Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!

James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!

by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022

Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.

Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!

by Querty345 December 21, 2018

trash monday

What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.

"I just wasted 30 minutes explaining what voicemail was to some idiot. I hate Trash Mondays.".

by Customer service clown March 2, 2020