by p3n!s April 19, 2021
When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably
1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees
2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees
3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees
3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
by Sour candy randy February 07, 2023
Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
by Wookie4u January 09, 2010
A small patch of short hairs on the underside of one's otherwise clean-shaven chin. In some cultures, can be attributed to an individual's lack of shaving diligence during a lethargic morning routine. Commonly but not exclusively visible on Mondays.
by motrfan February 13, 2012
A.(originating in Chicago, A sexual maneuver in which a male ejaculates into a females hair, making her resemble “Southpaw” the Chicago White Sox beloved mascot.
B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch
B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch
by Zigmas Maloni May 09, 2022
Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
by peeweehermanthethird December 20, 2019