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instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.
"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?
by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014
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Instagrain

When a picture is reposted over and over, each with different filters, until the point comes where the quality of the picture is so poor that it is practically unrecognizable to the original.
Joe: What is this even meant to be? I can't even tell what I'm supposed to be looking at!
Chuck: I think it's one of those "cursed" spam posts. Looks like thirty people have taken a screenshot and filtered it. I'm not entirely sure. Instagrain, I'm telling you, man!
Joe: Well that sucks
Chuck: Ditto
by gus gunderson October 9, 2014
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instacon

Person A : "Hey, your instacon is da bomb.
Person B : "Thanks man, yours too"
by killjoymsfts October 21, 2015
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instagrapple

Damn, I really wish stardust1738 would stop leaving Instagrapple comments on all my photos!
by squidneyshark November 5, 2015
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Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C)

When you don't post on Instagram for long periods of time or constantly post and delete pictures because they don't go with your feed. Or you don't know what your next Instagram theme is gonna be.
Jack: I went with a black and white theme for insta because I'm going through an Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C) and can't think of a new aesthetic
by thatsochocolate January 21, 2016
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instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.
William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.
by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016
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Instagraze

Quickly scanning through Instagram photos when you do not wish to read long Facebook posts.
Facebook updates are too long today. I'm going to Instagraze.
by techonista June 21, 2016
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