Water The Ferns

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
by ScopeyUK June 22, 2017
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Nika Water

Bottled purified water that helps poor families and countries get access to clean water.But because of the different kinds human races of kids (mostly Africans) and the name 'Nika' is on the bottle some people mistake it as a racial company.
Person1:Dude i just bought some Nika water.

Person2: RACIST!
by done123 June 27, 2010
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water taco

When scissoring and one girl squirts into the other girl's vagina, the other girl's vagina is then called a Water Taco.
Man, I seen this one movie where the girl gives her friend a Water Taco and then eats it.
by thetacoking October 28, 2013
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Ho Water

Ho Water is a fruity yet strong cocktail that doesn't taste like alcohol. Aptly named because hoes drink it like water.
Hey these girls are coming over tonight I need you to make a couple ho waters.
by Chuck_A January 20, 2019
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Boiling Water

Science claims it hot
But it not
The water just angry
by Increased amount of gae February 07, 2019
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Water Bottom

To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.
Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.
by Eaton Holgoode March 11, 2017
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dragging water

The occasion when a man's penis dips into the bowl water while sitting on the toilet.
Janet's bathroom toilet was so small that David's dilly wag was dragging water every time he had to sit down.
by Cheedo February 05, 2007
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