porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.

I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.

by Porch painting November 15, 2016

Big in the Paint

Adj. A phrase used to describe someone (or something) that is superior, strong, smart, good looking, and generally popular; a Haus

V. Being superior or strong (previously stated as "get good", now it's "get big in the paint")

Synonyms:
Haus, Alpha, Yolked
Antonyms:
Loser, Beta, Weak

Dude: "Bro, did you see how ripped that guy is?"

Dude's friend: "Yeah man, he's big in the paint."

by FartingSquirrel March 28, 2021

painted the moon

shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse.

That girl was a great fuck. I painted the moon last night.

by teknologik May 28, 2009

back painting

the act of ejaculating on a back upon pulling out; cumming on the the back region

yesterday me and sarah got down and dirty, and then i gave her a back painting

by urban bro creator January 18, 2017

mixing the paint

Sticking it one hole then the other.

Mixing the paint is not a rusty trombone...it's the other hole.

by Towely_jr December 3, 2013

Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly

Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.

by Mixsey February 28, 2019

Mario Paint

A paint program/animation tool/music creation tool made by Nintendo for the Super NES in 1992. The game made use of the Super NES Mouse, which was bundled alongside the game.

I made a beautiful drawing in Mario Paint.

by Yoshi128k February 18, 2021