Minecraft

This is where you get girl friend from and get booty time but just to find out it is your uncle

dang I found out my Minecraft girl is me uncle

by doctor oofy oof September 13, 2019

Minecraft

A game that was once great. Sadly it’s not that good now because of retarded dream stans.

Minecraft got ruined by dream stans

by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022

minecraft

minecraft is a game that has been giving us that feeling of overdosing on crack since day 1.the last time i overdosed on crack was with the bois in shack on april 20.

make a wish kid:Mommmm! can I get minecraft?
mom:shut the fuck up you ebola looking fuck!!
make a wish kid:alright i'll just play mincraft lite...
mom:damn right you fucking bitch that aint nuttin but a faggot that doesnt know wut weed is!

by fortniteisgey June 10, 2019

Minecraft

that game that horny 12 year olds masturbate to the "blockorn"

billy: you fucked an anime girl? nah, u shit, we fucked a minecraft alex :O

by CallumlousTV December 20, 2019

Minecraft

A game where a blockheaded character moves in a block world.

Oh my gosh Minecraft is so laggy

by Ark Bahamut October 17, 2018

Minecraft

A game that nerds play when they have nothing else to do. Its a lit game that reminds people of trash.
It is also a popular meme.

Oh your minecrafting in my minecraft

Hey Billy, wanna play outside?

Billy: No stfu im playing minecraft

by walmartboy420 May 29, 2018

Minecraft

A Highly Addictive Drug Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started Dying Out Because a New drug was Created called

Fortnite. It allows your Creativity to run Wild and Higher than A Jamaican dude.
Became a widely used drug in 2019
Because someone modified it.

Tim: Bro Wtf why are you playing Minecraft? That Game is Dead.
Carlos: Why are you playing fortnite?
That game is Overrated.
Tim: Alright Give me a A Controller, Let's Hop on Our Old Worlds.

by Stealtynoob May 7, 2020