hatchet monkey

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

by pigpen hallock September 11, 2007

axe hatch

Deriving from the mental image that its not the woman's vagina, rather a giant hatch created by an axe.
OR:
A term for a pair of meat curtains (see: pussy) that looks like it has been beaten by a hammer more than a penis.

Can be used to describe women's vagina after having kids (looseness/tightness)

Kelsey used to have a nice tight pussy. Then she had kids, now its a big axe hatch. You might as well be throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Her and I went back to my place but to my dismay, what hid behind her panties was nothing but an axe hatch.

by autodidact May 30, 2008

[hatchet-faced]

extremely unattractive (appearance is so horrible it looks as if someone has literally taken a hatchet to their face)

That girl is so hatchet-faced!

by Kimika October 12, 2008

Hatchet Ass

Someone who was stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

“ that hatchet ass bitch wasn’t worth the money I paid her. “

by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

hatchey

An imaginary bird. A flamingo ostrich mix. It has an ostrich body and a flamango neck. This bird is very cute and can fit in your hand. Hatchey hatched from a soccer ball. He is so cute and is pink. If you ever grind a hatchey, keep him forever. Cause he never dies👍🏽

That is a cute animal!
Yea. It’s a hatchey!

by - Jordan💜 January 27, 2019

Gas hatchet

An oxy-acetylene torch, aka smoke wrench.

The eco-terrorists used a gas hatchet to cut the legs off the electrical transmission tower.

by galum April 19, 2010

looney hatch

1. A person has all of ambition, does whatever it takes to get rich.

2. A person who is cool but can get crazy at anygiving moment.

3. A very loyal person

ex. Yall seen Looney Hatch new video, its so hard that dude gone make it.

by LooneyWebster October 15, 2013