Little Hitler

A little hitler is a self-important tosspot who thinks he's in charge. Someone who makes up arbitrary and/or self-serving rules and has a tantrum if they aren't obeyed. They tend to have a park-keeper/traffic-warden mentality; rules are Law and rules come first. They can't handle people who threaten their authority.

Wayne's running a tournament..

Wayne: You didn't spell the name right, Jim. You're out.
Baz: That's unfair, Wayne. You know what he meant.
Wayne: You're out too!
Baz: Ya stupid little hitler.

by wordMann May 18, 2006

Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART ONE: The Rap Game's third billionaire after Dr Dre and MCX. Legend has it that Neckbeard Hitler once destroyed the next big thing in rap, Yung Nonce in a rap battle and and Yung Nonce had to flee to the inner depths of the Amazon Jungle to escape the shame. However, this cannot be confirmed as Neckbeard Hitler has not left his room since. The only one who has access to his room, nicknamed the 'kingdom of NH and his Waifu =^_^=' is his mother, a long suffering woman whose soulmate (and father to Neckbeard Hitler) was shanked by a now well known rapper. This is why Neckbeard Hitler aspires to save the rap game, to avenge his deadbeat dad who left for a pack of cigarettes when Neckbeard Hitler was 14, just after he dropped out of school to play COD. Back then he rarely left his room, still much better than today, and his mother did not have the heart to tell him his father had left for greener pastures (by greener pastures, I mean a woman who did not smell like the skip bin at the back of a fish market. She maintains it is genetic, but no one has ever seen her purchase even a bar of soap, a trait she seemed to pass down on to her son)

Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by?
Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'

by captain stiffy February 5, 2019

Vanilla Hitler

A small amount of sperm on a partner's upper lip. The Vanilla Hitler can be the product of
1. Partner A climaxing on Partner B's face facial or
2. Partner B not being able to take in the entire load during fellatio. Blow job

Person 1: I was aiming for her mouth but shot a little high.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Vanilla Hitler.

by crassy-crass April 27, 2009

Hitler Relationship

A Hitler Relationship with someone is normally alongside someone you don’t like or hate, you don’t hate them because they have done something to you. You hate them because they have done something to other people you don’t agree with.

Eg: of a Hitler Relationship
Kira: *ignores*
Anonymous: what’s wrong

Kira: *ignores*
Kira: I hate you

Anonymous: why

Kira: I just do

anonymous: I’ve done nothing to you

by ZeVenomousViper March 10, 2020

Poo Hitler

Not to be confused with a dirty sanchez, a poo hitler(administered on the upper lip)extends only from one end of the nose to the other. Whereas a dirt sanchez cover the whole upper lip, sometimes curling up and the end. Both smell bad.

by Jmoey January 28, 2006

drippy hitler

when you get a blow job you pull your dick out and bust your nut under her nose ,leaving a drippy hhitler like moustache !

i was getting head from this chick and i gave her a drippy hitler

by stonedpitbull March 27, 2010

sticky hitler

To perform doggy style sex with a partner who does not want to recieve a facial cum-shot, so when you are going to ejaculate you pull out, spit on the partners back to fool them into thinking you've finished. Then, when they turn around, you blow the load onto their face.

Guy: (Faking orgasm noise:: spits)
Girl: (turns around) was that good
Guy: (blows load onto surprised girl) You just got sticky hitlerd beeyatch

by Hoss Cat October 23, 2006