Heffeney

When a girl is off the shits and can't remember her own name

Hi um...my name is...uhhh heffeney !

by Melonpussysquirty5 September 1, 2016

Heiferidge

Noun, from the english heifer (a female cow) and fridge (col. meaning refrigerator).

Derogatory name for a female, usually overweight or generous in proportions. Often a girlfriend or significant other.

A fat, slovenly, un-redeeming woman, similar in size and shape to that of a cow and fridge.

An ugly or out of shape woman.

Girl: "Where's my pink top?"

Boy: "Shut up Heiferidge!"

by The Analargonaught. March 10, 2009

Hufferd

A large, rather pasty specimen. Whom attracts members of the same gender. Often mistaked for the Michelin man

Look at that Hufferd, it really makes me want to shit in my eyes.

by sk8ter boie January 24, 2010

heifertheft

a person (usually a female) who eats constantly and steals from people.

Julie took my carrot cake! She is such a heifertheft.

by rachel c. October 16, 2005

Allen Heffner

A cool guy that lives in bend oregon, Juggalo, redneck, friend

Allen Heffner cares for others and accepts everyone for who they are

by rowdyboy14 February 5, 2010

Fart Huffer

A person who smells their own farts.
Commonly used as an insult such as a cartoon of Bill Gates fighting Steve Jobs:

Steve Jobs: "NOOGIES FOR THE NERD! Everyone knows PCs are for fart huffers and Macs get you laid!"
Bill: That's just what you want them to think.
Steve: Death to conventional thinking! *Flips desk* *Fight ensues*

by BristolBrick May 20, 2016

Huffer

Describes a person who is grumpy, narky or has the disposition to go off in a huff

Alfie, some mornings you can be such a huffer!

by moss12 March 9, 2014