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Middle Class Haircut

This is a term used as an insult to somebody who is completely basic rich person. Not limited to only rich people any conformist person can be a middle-class haircut.
A real middle class haircut just walked into with his boys acting like he owns the place.
by Brick and Mortar September 16, 2020
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regular haircut

A generic haircut men wore from the beginning of time until the mid 1980’s when mullets came in to play.
Dougs here for the regular haircut. He has to get the regular haircut because that’s what his dads had forever
by Route Specialist June 17, 2022
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Hobo Haircut

Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.
by Uwupolice June 30, 2021
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Haircut privilege

Anyone who is getting a hair gets to choose what seat he or she sits in.
He sat in the front for his haircut privilege.
by Martin Letevi September 18, 2021
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Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024
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Legacy Haircut

Long, curly, or wavy haircut that is usually slicked back. You have to be good at life to have a legacy haircut, and you will get bitches with one.
Kyle: Dude did you see Evan's legacy haircut?
Ryan: Yea he's gettin all the ladies right now with that goin for him.
by Dr Mc Danglesauce June 21, 2012
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Mother-bring-haircut

Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber
Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut
by Daniyal got B00b5 August 28, 2021
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