"The ol lady musta not cleaned her ass out last night, Yup, ended up with a Hershey Kiss on my pecker"
by Big Dick Bonneconti April 10, 2020
Get the Hershey Kiss mug.by Mrsalecperry March 19, 2017
Get the rainbow hersheys kis mug.The Rhode Island Hershey involves a dog and a fat guy. The dog gets fattened by chocolate and self loathes while saying "Mmm! I love chocolate but I can't have it or else I'll get fat! But it's SO GOOD!!!". The fat guy genuinely just stares at him.
by lwrnc July 7, 2025
Get the The Rhode Island Hershey mug.When your butt is pressed up against someone else in bed, and you prairie-dog a turd against their skin.
I now hesitate to spoon naked with my girlfriend, after she surprised me with a Hershey’s Kiss in the middle of the night.
by Fil Qwasny May 1, 2022
Get the Hershey’s Kiss mug.by Silvernugget950 June 27, 2025
Get the Hershey Squirts mug.When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.
I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...
by MufasaLY April 3, 2020
Get the Hershey's Kiss mug.When a pet or human you care for is lax with their personal hygiene, specifically their bumhole maintenance, leaving little chocolate kisses on soft furnishings around your home.
What have you been feeding the dog? Time stamp from the Hershey factory all over the bed.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.
by Tish_71 April 2, 2022
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