Species of human (usually male) who keep real Swords in their house mostly for show and occasionally for demonstration/fantasy Role playing at Anime or Renaissance festivals. Easy ways to identify a Sword Guy are a pronounced attraction to Anime Cosplaying and The Syfy channel, As well as being over the age of 22 and still being into Yu-Gi-Oh and Naruto.
by PC Kidd September 5, 2009
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While riding a bus, a rather ignorant black man approached what appeared to be a senile old man. Being the ignorant peice of shit his was, he proceeded to harass the old man and call him names such as pinky and crumple foreskin. Epic beard guy then responded by punching him in the jaw and then breaking his nose. He left the scene with the wise words "DONT FUCK WITH ME". The black man proceeded to talk shit even though he was bleeding everywhere and thus ended up looking like a stupid douchebag.
Epic beard guy: I slap the shit outta tough guys like you
Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)
epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury
Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)
epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury
by Guy ledoucheys February 22, 2010
Get the epic beard guy mug.The guy who always does things that people sarcastically praise with a "YEEAHHHHH!" The guy will often say "YEAH!" himself too. The yeah guy exhibits barbaric characteristics, all of which might coincide with the common definition of a douchebag. The guy does things, such as smash a car window for no apparent reason or douse himself in beer, again, for no apparent reason, purely for the sake of being a chode. When people respond sarcastically with "YEAHHHH," it is an attempt to allude to the ridiculousness and irrationality of the yeah guy's said action.
Ed: Yo Marcus, I just fuckin' punched dat guy in da FUCKIN face in front of his girl.
Marcus: ....YYEAAHHH! THATS A REASONABLE THING TO DO! You're not clearly a yeah guy!
(unaware of the sarcasm, Ed responds)
Ed: YYEAAAHHH, I DON'T GIVE A FUCKKKK!!!!
Marcus: ....YYEAAHHH! THATS A REASONABLE THING TO DO! You're not clearly a yeah guy!
(unaware of the sarcasm, Ed responds)
Ed: YYEAAAHHH, I DON'T GIVE A FUCKKKK!!!!
by StefanLunovuch August 10, 2009
Get the yeah guy mug.A sadly, no longer existent third wave ska band. They were super-de-duper amazing~!
Some of the members are now in Streetlight Manifesto with former members of Catch 22's glory days. Streetlight Manifesto is also super-de-duper amazing~!
I only get to hear a few OCG songs because their CD's are out of print and out of stock =(
Some of the members are now in Streetlight Manifesto with former members of Catch 22's glory days. Streetlight Manifesto is also super-de-duper amazing~!
I only get to hear a few OCG songs because their CD's are out of print and out of stock =(
by Bleed American November 13, 2004
Get the One Cool Guy mug.Basically the same sort of thing as a girl next door. He's sweet, charming, and quite cute, although he doesn't seem to know it.
Guys next door don't really dig the whole taking advantage of a girl thing, and although able to be one of the lads, they can be great mates with girls as well.
They dress casually, and although they don't try to stand out in the crowd or be the centre of attention, they still shine.
Guy's next door usually have one of those laughs or smiles that is able to make you feel instantly happier.
As part of a relationship, guys next door are typically the kind who seem quite casual about dating- they don't try it on fast. But, as with a girl next door, the guy isn't seen as being that involved in a relationship... but anyone who's been in one with a guy next door will know that they're dark horses, and alot more fun and pasionate than you first thought.
So if you find a guy next door (and you happen to be a girl next door)... this one's a keeper.
Bring him home to the parents no problem!
Guys next door don't really dig the whole taking advantage of a girl thing, and although able to be one of the lads, they can be great mates with girls as well.
They dress casually, and although they don't try to stand out in the crowd or be the centre of attention, they still shine.
Guy's next door usually have one of those laughs or smiles that is able to make you feel instantly happier.
As part of a relationship, guys next door are typically the kind who seem quite casual about dating- they don't try it on fast. But, as with a girl next door, the guy isn't seen as being that involved in a relationship... but anyone who's been in one with a guy next door will know that they're dark horses, and alot more fun and pasionate than you first thought.
So if you find a guy next door (and you happen to be a girl next door)... this one's a keeper.
Bring him home to the parents no problem!
Seth, from the O.C is a bit of a guy next door....although he's got a bit of a nerd thing going on
(despite that......mmmmmmmm!!!)
(despite that......mmmmmmmm!!!)
by Sarah Bee July 25, 2008
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It is some malnourished (either super skinny or super fat) guy who thinks he's so cool and smart when in fact he just sounds like a smartass without being so smart because, you know, he just picks up random, deep words from a Latin dictionary or a game or somewhere else. He usually calls other people names like he's some god or something (also, often he does not believe in God and will always try to bash that "truth" in believers' face). He also tends not to ever think he is wrong.
His usual outfit is any dark clothes that allow him to absorb sunlight like a black hole, so you can expect the worst smells (of unhygienic neck beards and the like) to surround his presence. He also dons and tips the infamous "fedora" (actually a trilby), thinking he looks cool in such a manner.
Usually he is a basement dweller, like, he's some sort of a bottom feeder who feeds on Doritos while humping the hole on the bottom end of a dakimakura pillow (i.e. his waifuu). There are times he wants to impress real girls but always fails because of his plain ugliness inside out. He starts off as a "nice guy" (ergo, earning the alternative name for him) who tries to make the girl "beautiful". Then he proceeds to call her, whom has called them out for being such a creep, a big slut who only wants to date the douchebag (i.e. more attractive and probably more tolerable male).
It is some malnourished (either super skinny or super fat) guy who thinks he's so cool and smart when in fact he just sounds like a smartass without being so smart because, you know, he just picks up random, deep words from a Latin dictionary or a game or somewhere else. He usually calls other people names like he's some god or something (also, often he does not believe in God and will always try to bash that "truth" in believers' face). He also tends not to ever think he is wrong.
His usual outfit is any dark clothes that allow him to absorb sunlight like a black hole, so you can expect the worst smells (of unhygienic neck beards and the like) to surround his presence. He also dons and tips the infamous "fedora" (actually a trilby), thinking he looks cool in such a manner.
Usually he is a basement dweller, like, he's some sort of a bottom feeder who feeds on Doritos while humping the hole on the bottom end of a dakimakura pillow (i.e. his waifuu). There are times he wants to impress real girls but always fails because of his plain ugliness inside out. He starts off as a "nice guy" (ergo, earning the alternative name for him) who tries to make the girl "beautiful". Then he proceeds to call her, whom has called them out for being such a creep, a big slut who only wants to date the douchebag (i.e. more attractive and probably more tolerable male).
in an SMS thread
Guy: Hey, beautiful. *bows and kisses your hand*
Girl: Uhm. Hi?
Guy: Hehe. I noticed your beauty that stood among the others at WalMart last night. I cannot help but listen to your little talk with the caramel-colored female so I can get your number.
Girl: Stop that. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: You sure you don't want to be treated like a woman? He will leave you, I won't. Also, nice pair of bosoms you have. Mind if I see them?
Girl: Nice try, fedora guy, but no
Guy: Hehe. *kisses your cheek*
Girl:
Girl:
Girl:
Guy: Hello?
Guy: Still there?
Guy: Lol I was trying to be nice and gentlemanly to you but you choose to fuck the dickhead in your bedroom. Lol. Bye
Guy: Hey, beautiful. *bows and kisses your hand*
Girl: Uhm. Hi?
Guy: Hehe. I noticed your beauty that stood among the others at WalMart last night. I cannot help but listen to your little talk with the caramel-colored female so I can get your number.
Girl: Stop that. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: You sure you don't want to be treated like a woman? He will leave you, I won't. Also, nice pair of bosoms you have. Mind if I see them?
Girl: Nice try, fedora guy, but no
Guy: Hehe. *kisses your cheek*
Girl:
Girl:
Girl:
Guy: Hello?
Guy: Still there?
Guy: Lol I was trying to be nice and gentlemanly to you but you choose to fuck the dickhead in your bedroom. Lol. Bye
by somejudgmentalbish June 29, 2017
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