Guimo

Guimos, a phenomenon found at my high school. Theres two of them (one boy and one girl) The way they behave is that they always want to fight, party, and talk about their huge Catholic families. They are always tan and the guy brags about how he can beat people up. But, they love all the emo bands and have the hair with huge black bangs and layers. they wear skinny jeans and Osiris shoes in neon colors. This is a guimo. Also may i mention theyre from New York and New Jersey? Suprised anyone?

Guimo 1: Its teeeeshiirtttttimmmeee!
Guimo 2: Look at my Day to Remember shirt!!
Guimo 1: That's hot, youre so juiced up.
Guimo 2: Who wantsta fight me?!

by fuckiinghateguidos March 4, 2011

guibo

A nerd. A highly educated person (technology) with impaired social skills. Mid-70's slang

He is a guibo, he prefers programming in Fortran to sex.

by bob bohica March 15, 2004

guido

First of all the only way that you can be considered a Guido is to be Italian and only Italian. People throw it around as a derogatory term but it is not always like that. Yes they have a blowout with alot of gel in their hair and yes they wear chains and shirts that actually fit a person instead of the ones that are so big that they look like they are wearing a dress...yes most of them are from New York or the Tri-state area and they do have a New York accent...Most of them do drive nice cars with the bangin system, which everyone else who is NOT a Guido sweats...so before anyone goes and tries to talk shit about bein a Guido, it's probably because they subconsciouslly wish that they had everything that the typical Guido has.

I am a Gudio...I am from New York...My hair is gelled up...I drive that nice car with that bangin system...My clothes primarily consist of Armani Exchange, where each one consists of about $35 per shirt where your clothes are probably from wal-mart...so before you go and talk trash, jus realize that your probably wanting to be jus like us...the ones who have what they want...

by "That NY Guido" April 9, 2005

Punk Rock Guido

Italian American who is a fan and a street renegade punk with a true Italian last name

oh that kid Lukas Balducci hes one Punk Rock guido man hes a spectacle!

by renegadeninja123 June 20, 2011

Guido grenades

Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.

My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

guito

used as a negitive term for italians. guito is to italians as the "n" word is to african americans. its an insult.

mike: man, i hate carlo, he's such a guito.
joseph: why do you have to call him that. i'm italian too!

by "rude girl from south jersey" April 25, 2005

The Guido

You thrust a woman(or dude) until they say that they are cumming, next quickly pull out and say "Han shot first".

So I was giving it to this chick last night. She was about to cum and bam i pulled The Guido on her.

by Steve the Mandelorian May 18, 2010