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grandma's shoes

Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.
"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."
by Stephanie Fantastic November 25, 2014
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grandma kink

grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏

created by: yusra
by Kate6008 April 13, 2022
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hip grandma

A grandma walking around outside a flea market in trendy clothes. For example...
Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.
by HipGranny13 May 24, 2018
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Reverse-Grandma

Phrase

: when during intercourse a female has mounted the male while facing his feet, the penis of the male is pushed into the vagina, passing through a “vaginal fistula” and exiting her anus ejaculating onto his lower midriff

Also known as:

Mudworm Spit, Hook-Her,
// “I’m feeling pretty low. I received a reverse-grandma last night.”



// My girlfriend hates to clean up after I’ve been treated to a reverse-grandma by her NaNa.

// “If you don’t want to get her pregnant and still feel like you came inside her, use the reverse-grandma.”
by Dilbo Deebelbrox August 7, 2021
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grandmas skin

When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.
This pizza we found in mexico looks just like my grandmas skin. Youve never heard that expression?
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Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian
Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch
by anonymous July 18, 2021
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Grandma Frog

The most selfless person you will ever meet. There was only one that ever walked this Earth.
Man Brooke is my favorite kid. ~ Grandma Frog
by Brookiebabygirl January 6, 2018
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