globalism

It means when someone says someone is dyslexic and they say they didn't know anyone named Alexis.

"He broke me up for bandalism"
"Golleee He Dun used a globalism"

by dontworryitsnotglobal October 30, 2019

Global Peace Day

A historic day in which an Indian retard stopped his cringe and left us for good

God has blessed us with Global Peace Day

by 6w9 September 07, 2020

counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 06, 2021

global eboy day

September 31st every year is global eboy day

Me: no way it’s global eboy day
not eboys: 💻👦

by PhillyDelew September 26, 2022

Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

by sexy hexy II March 04, 2023

Globaled

When you get killed by another player in the space of a single global cooldown in WoW

Yo that dude just globaled me, he must have some sick gear!

by Skeej November 22, 2017

Globalize China

A slang term for oral sex

Hey girl, let’s go Globalize China back at my place

by thebankofjesuschrist October 28, 2017