Ghetto Birds

The loud helicopters with the search lights; usually found in the ghetto.

What's all that noise outside? Oh, its just a ghetto bird.

by Erin December 26, 2001

Ghetto University

verb. To attack or beat up, to pummel.

Because he insulted my mother, I had to take him to ghetto university.

by Crazzzz November 3, 2010

Ghetto Magic

Adjective describing someone from any gender, race, or ethnic background who possesses the ability to come out of a situation, often negative, in a positive manner; typically refers to one who lives a “ghetto” lifestyle or who has tendencies that can be described as “ghetto”.

Person 1: Dang Jamal, you picked those rims off a car at 2 pm on a Saturday in a full Wal-mart parking lot and done get away with it?
Person 2: Yeeeahh boiii I got dat ghetto magic!

Person 1: You got three baby mama's and not paid child support in 16 months? And none of dem is even askin?
Person2: Yeah man, ghetto magic must be on my side!!!

by SandiGina March 10, 2009

ghetto chips

A bag of ramen noodles crushed and shaken up with the seasoning powder. Props if you can crush them up without puncturing the bag they come in. Requires no water.

I was so poor in college that my lunch every day was a bag of ghetto chips during my two-hour lecture.

by Joe Sherrod July 31, 2006

ghetto wine

A fruit flavored wine that is resonably cheap at anywhere between $1.50 to $2.80 a bottle. Some popular brands are Cisco, Thunderbird, Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, and of course MD 20/20. They usually cause a drunken stupor and extremely bad hangovers.

DAMN! This Ghetto Wine gots my ass throwed!

by J Velvet May 14, 2005

ghetto know

To REALLY get to know someone *suggestive face*

Example 1: Jerome kept trying to ghetto know me and I was like "HELLS NO. Get yo junk up offa me!"

Example 2: That hobo on the corner sure ghetto knows.

by Arsenic EI July 5, 2010

Ghetto Chopper

Price Chopper, a chain of supermarkets in Upstate New York. Although many of their stores are well-maintained, some have fallen into a state of disrepair. These are often located within cities, and attract large crowds of high teenagers at night.

It's 2 AM, dude, let's go pick up some Munchies at the Delaware Ave. Ghetto Chopper.

by Nicholas C. September 18, 2008