French and Saunders

1. Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders
2. The greatest female double act in the history of British comedy. In fact, the greatest in the history of all comedy.
3. Two of the loveliest women you could ever hope to meet (a privilege afforded to a fortunate few among their legions of fans...this author included)
4. Fatty and Moo (If confused, read "Dear Fatty" by Dawn French)
5. A sizeable, wacky brunette and her taller, thinner, blonder partner in crime.
6. The very best antidote to stress, sadness, anxiety, and anger; a true anti-drug.

"Are you gonna do the accent or not?!"
"I AM doing the accent! Harr are yehw?"

"French and Saunders are Absolutely Fabulous sweetie darling!"

by Lola89 October 29, 2009

French Salute

The action that consists of raising one's hands above their hands in whats otherwise known as the "I surrender" pose.

Dude Pierre was surrounded by 2 guys and gave a French salute without even throwing a punch, what a pussy

by danbob0789 November 5, 2009

French Homework

Finding a translater that will get you an A+ without actually learning the language.

I just did my French Homework and don't know what it says.

by Kelz90 October 16, 2008

french letter

The term used by soldiers in the European Theater during World War II for a condom

Hey Pierre, don't make me lucky without a french letter

by dj tt March 8, 2005

French

the worst language ever (No offense to french people)

Me: I speak French
French guy: Har Har oui oui baguette

by Jcena9001 January 9, 2019

French Drain

When someone diarreahs in someone else's mouth while wearing underwear, and the underwear filters the solid part of the feces. The resulting filtered liquid flowing through the underwear, and also the actual act, is called a French Drain.

I saw a video of a guy giving his girlfriend a French Drain, and I almost threw up.

by Chris311 December 22, 2006

French shower

To cleanse ones self by applying only deodorant and cologne (or perfume). The French reference is in place because of the widely-held notion that the French are not fond of bathing on a regular basis.

Man, I got the freak on last night, woke up late for work so I had to take a French shower to make it in on time.

by gbic3548 June 8, 2004