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Acrylic Freelancer

A person who does whatever he/she feels he/she must do, and whenever, wherever and however he/she feels he/she must. No matter what others think he/she should do. Acrylic Freelancers follow a new type of religion called Acrylic Freelancing, and are known as Acrylic Freelancists. This religion is not like any other, and can have people faithful to other religions, faithful to this one too, because this one respects people's beliefs. Acrylic Freelancers can be pretty or ugly, sane or insane, black, white, or purple it doesn't matter. Acrylic Freelancers can pursue short or long-term employments if they feel they must. The only concrete things about Acrylic Freelancing are that Acrylic Freelancers follow what they consider freedom in life. Acrylic Freelancers are not biased in any way. And they ALWAYS respect other's beliefs and other Acrylic Freelancers. Acrylic Freelancers are thinkers and they know what they do and what will happen when they do it.
Online User 1, "Hey, what's your religion? I'm christian!"
Online User 2, "Yo, I'm freelance."
Online user 3, "I'm cathlic, and what's freelance?"
Online user 2, "It' short for being an Acrylic Freelancer.
It means I respect people, as well as their gods."
Online User 3 and 2, "You respect people? And their
beliefs? So if it's my firm belief that all
freelancers should get beat up and publicly
humiliated...what would you do?"
Online user 2, "If you attack me I'll beat the sh!t out of
you. I didn't say I was a pacifist, numbnuts. I just
won't try to convert you, or beat you up in the
name of God."
by Acrylic Teen June 7, 2007
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Freemason

A member of a Masonic Lodge. Freemasons generally focus on brotherly union, charity, and the community. First, to become a Mason you must meet a few requirements. The requirements are as follows:

1.Be a man who comes of his own will.
2.Believe in some Supreme Being, God, or Deity. This does not mean it has to be God. It is open for the interpretation and no one shall be placed in a situation of having to explain their interpretation.
3.Be of minimum age (depends on jurisdiction)
4.Be of good morals and reputation.
5.Be of sound mind and body.
6.Be free-born. You cannot be born a slave.
7.Be able to produce character references and possibly one or two references from current Masons.

A misconception is of them being "devil worshipers, pagans, NWO supporters" etc. There are a few clarifications I'd like to make to those judgments. Any form of devil worship is recognized in most forms except LaVeyan Satanism which can be disputed. Pagans I do not know if they'd be accepted considering they worship many gods, not one. And NWO is a political concept and thus excluded from any situation in the Masonic Lodges.

Masons have many levels and different organizations but the structure is mostly the same except a few specifications like rituals, passcodes, etc.

Most conspiracy theories about this organization comes from the secrecy they hold to their doings. They keep their privacy for their own reasons. It is just demonizing an organization trying to be peaceful and helpful.
Freemasons are people who work to help their communities, support charities, and assist their brothers.
by Simple Scribe October 9, 2010
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Freemasons

A guild consisting of a bunch of old guys sitting around drinking beer and wearing funny hats.
"A Rite Of Passage",is a song by Dream Theater which talks about Freemasons.
by Vinnie J. May 16, 2009
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Freemon

One of pale complexion that lacks the ability to grow eyebrows. They are notorious mouth breathers. Typically non-photogenic in nature and one should use caution while operating a camera near or around one, as they will always attempt to look awkward in backgrounds of photographs.
Who's that creepy guy in that picture? What a freemon.
by SparklingWiggles July 25, 2010
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freehand

When something is smoked without the use of a bong, bubbler etc. The smoker merely catches the wafting smoke with his/her mouth or nose. Not a very effective method of smoking.
No bong? Looks like we're gonna have to freehand that hash.
by Flingotravels May 13, 2005
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Fremantle Dockers

the best fuckin team in the AFL (Australian Football League)! They are the heart soul of the town that is Freo! They are way better than their cross town rivals, the West Coast Easgles.
Their supporters are among the best in the competition, and even if there a small amount of them in the crowd in away games, they can still manage to make a lot more than the rest of the crowd.
Go Freo!
The Fremantle Dockers are the shit!
by Go Freooooo! August 9, 2004
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Freelance Architect

"Freelance Architect" is a synonym, in some circles, for an escort who can carry themselves well in a variety of social situations.

They market themselves as companions for the upperclass and elites of society.

They are also known for primarily seeking out their johns via online dating, Skype and MSN chat.
I was so into that gal, but then I found out she was a freelance architect!
by bigbanger December 15, 2010
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