foon

foon (n.)- see spork

Alli and I lifted our foons in celebration that the aliens would no longer attack Idaho.

by DanieDancer04 August 29, 2003

foner

a person who fakes being a stoner so that they can look like a big guy

-"man i'm so fukin zaked"
-"no ur not you foner"

by mark palmer March 16, 2004

foon

foon
v. fooned, foon-ing, foons
To fuck (have sexual intercourse) followed immediately by the act of spooning

After the party my girlfriend and I went back to her place for some intense fooning.

Saw you with that red head last night bet you fooned her good didn't you?

by Bonbo January 6, 2007

Foon

(verb) Sexual practice. Found amoungst hetero/swinger communities in Japan, Bangkok and Paris. Fooning is believed to have originated in rural Japan, and spread to Paris via Toyama, Osaka and Bangkok.
Fooning is currently an underground activity, with at least 3 fooning clubs currently active in Paris. Foodstuffs are often encorporated: in Paris, quiche is prefered, though other regions have local specialities.
Typically performed outdoors: indoor fooning is perfectly possible, but foon culture tends to deem it inferior.
Some homosexual adaptations homofoon have been reported, though not confirmed.

They fooned under the stars all night long, and life would never be the same.

by FoonQueen August 8, 2005

foner boner

when a guy thinks he has a boner but doesn't.
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
Also try boner

guy1: Im so hard right now.
guy2: no,dude, you just have a foner boner.
guy1: oh...

by livvvvvvv February 14, 2008

Foon

1. A derogatory word, usually in the place of 'f**k'.
2. An idiot, or numbskull.

1. Foon you!
2. What a stupid foon. He's so dumb!

by Foon guy December 9, 2003

Fooie

To make whoopie in the back seat of your dad's truck.

Chrissy and Chester made fooie in that old run down F-150.

by Tim Robbins December 10, 2004