When the guy finds that greasiest bitch he can find and he licks his fingers and shoves them up there. This used by most niggas so they dont get pregnant. Sometimes, the nig will stick his figers in watermellon and chicken grease as a lubricant.
Damn nigga, i was fingerbanging shit out of quantisha last night. I used dat Kfc as some lube. Shit was wet as fuck
by Kyle121212 June 7, 2013
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Get the Fungering mug.An expletive your drunk husband/boyfriend says after you both have been fighting. He is sick of you, and just wants to go fishing. He's going to take the truck and meet with his boys. Despite your better instincts and desires to call the County Sheriff, you ask him where the truck will be at and where the keys will be.
"Ahhmm goin' jus where's I wanna to be, Baybee, and you kin just fingeritout yerself after that" (A middle finger is optional, but usually appropriate under the circumstances)
by BethL May 13, 2008
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Throw that bag of popcorn away, the only thing left is fingernail crumbs.
I wouldn't eat any chips out of that bag, Chad was using his hand to dig for chips and he likely left fingernail crumbs.
I wouldn't eat any chips out of that bag, Chad was using his hand to dig for chips and he likely left fingernail crumbs.
by CaptainGordon August 20, 2013
Get the Fingernail crumbs mug.An action performed by extremely intelligent people or highly trained (typically government) operatives, in which one figures out someone’s personality, traits, interests, past, future, and general backstory based on the studying of their face.
This action can be seen executed in magnitudes of movies and even books. It supposedly has been a known tactic since before recorded history.
This action can be seen executed in magnitudes of movies and even books. It supposedly has been a known tactic since before recorded history.
Excerpt from The Office:
Dwight: What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? Robert stares at Dwight What are you doing..? Dwight sits up abruptly Stop trying to figure me out.
Robert: I just did.
Dwight: You can’t.
Robert: It’s done.
Dwight: No, it’s not.
Robert: I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing. at the same time, Dwight says: You don't know me! Anything about me! Get out of my head!
This is a prime example of “figuring-someone-out.”
Dwight: What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? Robert stares at Dwight What are you doing..? Dwight sits up abruptly Stop trying to figure me out.
Robert: I just did.
Dwight: You can’t.
Robert: It’s done.
Dwight: No, it’s not.
Robert: I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing. at the same time, Dwight says: You don't know me! Anything about me! Get out of my head!
This is a prime example of “figuring-someone-out.”
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*Make your middle finger stick up strait, while rubbing it with your other hand. Voila, epic fingerbang. =
by MorphineMorgan January 16, 2009
Get the fingerbang mug.A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.
The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!
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