Plastic-Fantastic

Back in the eighties and nineties, the phrase plastic-fantastic was coined to describe a cheap item that more than often broke when you started using it because the early day plastic was so brittle.

Oh, my brand new thermos just cracked. Plastic-fantastic (said ironically)

by UBunder40 April 25, 2017

Back-Hand Fantail

Luxurious form of male masturbation.

Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.

Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.

Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.

Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.

Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.

Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?

Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.

Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.

Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?

Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.

Hayden: Living large!

by M Dogg Diggity April 28, 2009

fantor

See Lililina

Fantor gives it to Lililina every night.

by Drizzen October 17, 2003

fantastilicious

when you want to just lick your lips and say fantastic!

Mmm... that was fantastilicious

by Sujin January 11, 2005

fantastabit

an impossibly large number of bits

i have a fantastabit internet connection at home

by Greg Dalforno July 28, 2008

FANTRASHTIC

(adj.) Fantastically trashy. Something that is SO trashy it is fantastic and highly entertaining.

Your Aunt's collection of 300, $2 gas station figurines is FANTRASHTIC!

by desi 2.0 May 14, 2007

fantafuckingtabulous

Adjective: to describe in a somewhat sarcastic manner an event/object/person that/who is supposed to be fantastic and fabulous but has failed to meet your expectations

Suzie: so, Carla, how was the show last night??
Carla: it was fantafuckingtabulous... the lead singer couldn't sing and the drummer wasn't even remotely attractive. i'm so disappointed..

by Lil Miss Katie June 9, 2008