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Easter

The day Jesus became a zombie and everyone ate candy.
Happy Easter mofo, let's eat jellybeans and praise our zombie lord.
by FATCOWDISEASE May 1, 2011
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Drew Eastergard

an Awesome guy. one that likes to stay in your mind a lot. You can't forget him. He can make you laugh, cry, and smile. He's like a dream. Easy guy to like. Hard to read sometimes, but it just draws you to him more. He seems so perfect. He cares and he's NOT shallow. This is unusual for most guys so he's definitely a keeper. If you have a Drew Eastergard in your life, don't let him go. you'll regret it.
I love having a Drew Eastergard in my life!
by open door June 28, 2011
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easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye
hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today
by stackattack May 12, 2011
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Easterburg

Dude, yesterday, Easterburg just told me that black guys have an extra bone in their body, and that's why they can jump higher and run faster.
by BaDasMuhFukah April 10, 2012
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eastern skiers

the only sport that supports homosexuality and daddy's money at one time. it also is a person that loves to have a lot of orgies but only with other men.
yo im bout to go shred the slopes with the rest of the eastern skiers but first let me go hop in my dad's range rover and give a pregame blowy
by X wing @aliciousness December 9, 2019
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whitney easter

a bald headed bitch who thinks she is da shit N doesnt know when to shut da fuck up
dat whitney easter get on my damn nerves
by $$$$ImRiChBiTcH$$$$ December 26, 2008
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China Eastern Airlines

A Chinese airlines was started on June 25, 1988, and is headquartered at Shanghai Hongqiao International Airport. They don’t know how to clean planes, because they’re lazy pieces of shit who don’t care. They are the second largest airlines in China, which means they’re like the American Airlines of China. Also they don’t care to provide WiFi, because China only pretends to be in the 21st century.

WARNING: their planes struggle to stay flying!!
Today I flew on China Eastern Airlines, it was horrible! The plane was filthy, the seats where too, there wasn’t any WiFi, and the damn engines were so loud!
by Flying whale July 15, 2018
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