Drunk Tuning

(v.) The act of purchasing songs on iTunes while in a drunken stupor.

Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"

Tre: "That's fucked up"

by Stayhandsome October 17, 2008

halo drunk

The level of drunkenness where you actually play Halo better than you would sober.

A rare, but gratifying level of drunk.

Bob: How did you beat me? You can barely ever get over 10 kills!
Steve: I'm Halo drunk bitch.

by bananananafuckyeahhhh June 16, 2011

Garlic drunk

When someone gets so drunk that they mistake garlic powder for beer and dump The entire contents of the bottle in their mouth and all over their chest, then proceed to fall into the armchair and become immediately unconscious.

Man Earl was so drunk yesterday he made a mess in the kitchen again... He was garlic drunk!

by NrzRatched July 28, 2019

Drunk Bimbo

Adolescent teenagers under the age of 16 usually who find attractive to act like drunk sluts who want t hook up with someone in a short period of time.

adolescent teen"Hi im 14 and totally wasted"....in response "she reminds me of a Drunk Bimbo"

by stanjamin April 5, 2011

Rhodes Drunk

A term used to describe an extreme type of drunk and its associated behaviour.

Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.

Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.

Wow that guy is Rhodes Drunk!

by Harold the Brave June 3, 2014

Hargrove Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you demand to fight all your friends in one night, only later to regret it and apologize to all of them the next day.

Hey Kelby, don't get Hargrove Drunk tonight!

by Bamby999 July 15, 2018

drunk logic

the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.

Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?

Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.

by hurdleston December 8, 2010