douchebag

One who boasts about his accomplishments. Usually associated with the term meat-head and or tool. One who puts shirtless pictures of himself on facebook trying to impress the ladies and or dudes. Most douchebags lack girlfriends or undeservingly have an extremely hot girlfriend. There really isnt an in-between. Uses terms like "big, huge, or ripped" when describing himself or "bro, or broseph" when talking about his pals. Usually does not realize his douchebaginess, and thinks he is being cool or impressing when really he is just making himself look like a moron. Usually referred to as "THAT GUY" when outsiders refer to him in response to his douchebaggy behavior.

"I love working out, drinking beer, showing off, and getting my tan on"- douchebag

by vag-taster69 June 2, 2010

Douchebaggage

A wordplay on combining "douchebag" and "baggage" — Defined as an unfavorable reputation associated with an item or activity because of the people who most often seem to posses said item or participate in said activity. The item or activity itself bears no responsibility for this reputation, but rather the people — i/e douchebags — make that item or activity undesirable to regular people because of the perceived douchebag affinity for it.

"I really like white sunglasses, but I'd never wear them. They've got too much douchebaggage."

by thewizzard24 August 7, 2009

douchebag call

noun: loud, obnoxious exhaust system, most likely on a crappy foreign car, driven by douchebags. Usually installed improperly thus creating not a respectable sound of a finely-tuned race car, but a loud, droning buzz or series of pops that the owner of said car thinks is truly amazing, sounds awesome and is a true show of horsepower. Uncannily attracts teenybopper girls who think the car is straight out of Fast and Furious or other douchebags with similarly crappy cars and annoying exhaust systems.

Me: Man, what is that awful droning noise? Do you hear that?
Steve: That's Jeremy's exhaust.
Me: Yeah? I guess he's got all the bitches coming to his douchebag call...

by theoneTNA June 18, 2009

douchebag

someone who acts like that dumb kid in kindergarden who knocked over your blocks, and spilled apple juice on your blanket at nap-time so it looks like you peed your-self

He reminds me of that douchebag, billy, from kindergarden...

by the magic man nipple September 20, 2009

Douchebag

Anybody with the name James

Example: James franco

I heard James is a douchebag

by The REAL Biggus Dickus February 23, 2019

Douchebag

Kanye West

To Taylor Swift, I'm Happy for You.
I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the Best Videos of all time! - Kanye West being a Douchebag

by NobodySpecial3wq September 16, 2009

Trifecta of Douchebaggery

Is when a person owns all of these items: iPhone, Apple computer and a Volkswagen.

Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.

People who own all three have completed the Trifecta of Douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.

by joshuascreename June 26, 2010