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fuck a dolphin

something you say when you are frustrated and mad.
"Dude the english hw takes forever!"

"Really? Go fuck a dolphin."
by scuba69 May 17, 2010
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Dolphin's Cry

While laying into some sweet pussy from behind, a male will ravage his female companion sharply in the rectum. The noise she immediately produces is known as the Dolphin's Cry.

It is easy to judge the character of your broad by this action. If she accepts the anal attack, you can bet your broad gets around (or just really loves it in the ass), yet if she denies, she's a prude. Not to stereotype, or anything. You're looking for an immediate rejection, followed promptly by acceptance.
"Dude, I was fuckin my girl last night and i accidentally slipped it in her ass...hard"
"What happened?"
"She made this noise...like....a....a..."
"Dolphin's cry"
by SweetLou1230 May 28, 2006
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beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin
me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good
by the killer b - October 16, 2008
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Waffle Dolphin

I stuck my waffle dolphin into a dolphin waffle.
by Quentin and Anthony January 12, 2011
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dirt dolphin

A slutty white woman who fucks native american guys all the time. Similar to a mudshark, but with native american guys instead.
Wow that Hannah chick is a real dirt dolphin. She is all over Chief Running Horse tonight.
by toddandjared January 10, 2012
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Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive

The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.
Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!

I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!

When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!
by impopcicle July 25, 2012
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dolphin

i got a dolphin yo, wanna smokeup?
by staguitar September 6, 2011
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