cock docker

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag

1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"

by Uvall September 26, 2010

Elphaba Orion Doherty

Transgender music artist and TikToker

Person 1: Who is that singing defying gravity?
Person 2: Oh that's Elphaba Orion Doherty

by MagicLentils June 1, 2022

docter octogonapus

Docter Octogonapus is a character in a popular YouTube show called "The lazer collection". He appears at the most random of times to Shoop de Whoop people. A Shoop de is an upchucked blast of energy from the mouth.

"Oh uh hey man, wheres your phone?" *guy 1*
"Oh uhh its charging...." *guy 2*
"DOCTER OCTOGONAPUS!!! BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *dr. octogonapus*

Dr. Octogonapus
Shoop de whoop
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
docter octogonapus

by U know who... May 24, 2011

pete doherty

A person or thing which initially displays promise, but then fails to live up to that promise. After British singer/song-writer Pete Doherty of Babyshambles, ex of The Libertines. A twat.

"A young lady behind whom we were merrily strolling had a marvellous behind and spectacular legs. Our expectations were thus raised over the prospect of seeing her from the front. Sadly, upon passing said filly, her breasts proved to resemble spaniels' ears and her face a bag of hammers. What a Pete Doherty."

by Westy1980 August 17, 2006

Dockery Moment

When you get redicule, laughter & embarrassments from a winning situation.

Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning

When one mistake, cost you a game.

2013 AFL Grand Final

The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls “incorrect disposable” FREE KICK HAWTHORN.

Now that was a Dockery Moment

by Bhoondi August 17, 2019

Dorhett

The most beautiful woman you will ever set eyes on. She’s funny, sweet, and one of a kind. She also has nice boobies.

I’m treating Dorhett to boba because she deserves it.

by omfugism June 4, 2020

dogcheeks

Next level dog shittery. Hybrid of dogshit and butt cheeks.

This shitter is absolute dogcheeks.

by PoonDestroyer69H March 28, 2021