diddly shit

A generic, and very vague way to answer a question with a great lack of enthusiasm. Commonly used after one has completed a task and is devastatingly bored, hence currently doing absolutely nothing or diddly shit.

Slim Johnson: "Hey Dick what have you been up to lately?"
Richard Head: "Well Slim... as of lately... diddly shit."

by Tight Chambers June 19, 2013

dj diddles

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch.
Often sited when on the phone.

Lauren was playing dj diddles while on the phone with me.

by heath, wynter, and matt September 21, 2008

diddly-farting

the act of doing nothing in a weird fashion

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.

by acds April 10, 2012

Diddler On The Roof

When a man with a small penis cannot satisfy his partner and chooses to strap on a dildo underneath his penis while penetrating his partner with the strap on he uses his small penis to diddle her clitoris.

I couldn't get Ramona off last night so I had to strap it on and give her the diddler on the roof.

by Icepen15 April 6, 2011

dick diddly

Fuck all

I know dick diddly in my calculus class

by FalseBrit December 18, 2017

Diddly-dee Potatoes

The way an Irishman speaks

"This is haw a Scotsman speaks. "Helleo, Haw are ya? Great pleasure te be heere."

This is haw en Aerishman speaks. "Diddly-dee potatoes"" --Danny Bhoy

by Definemethis August 29, 2012

Tum Diddley

The act of ejalculating into a belly button and placing cereal in the belly button (prefereably Lucky Charms). Now you grab a spoon and make your bitch eat that shit while you chill on your ass and play COD.

Tom: Yo, i was playing COD last night and this biddy knocked on my window so i let her in and we shared a nice Tum Diddley.

Harry: That is radical dude!

by BonesNYY April 13, 2011