A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.
Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
by Doobedoo May 12, 2024
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Steve: Yo!
Joe: I was just thinking about games from our childhood, you remember the game Mr. Bucket?
Steve: Actually, I do!
Joe: I was thinking about the rules of the game..."Drop your balls into Mr Bucket, but LOOKOUT! Balls'll pop out of his out of his mouth!"
Steve: Bruh...No Diddy!
Joe: Facts!
Steve: Yo!
Joe: I was just thinking about games from our childhood, you remember the game Mr. Bucket?
Steve: Actually, I do!
Joe: I was thinking about the rules of the game..."Drop your balls into Mr Bucket, but LOOKOUT! Balls'll pop out of his out of his mouth!"
Steve: Bruh...No Diddy!
Joe: Facts!
by Just a guy 10 July 12, 2024
Get the No Diddy mug.Someone who is homosexual and has crazy parties where lots of homo stuff goes on. Once you attend those parties you’ll never walk out the same.
Example1:
Person 1: yo I heard Jake is DL
Person 2: that’s crazy I didn’t know he was diddy.
Example2:
Person 1: yo, you going to diddy’s party later
Person 2: nah I’ll pass, I’m not gay.
Person 1: yo I heard Jake is DL
Person 2: that’s crazy I didn’t know he was diddy.
Example2:
Person 1: yo, you going to diddy’s party later
Person 2: nah I’ll pass, I’m not gay.
by Rob the Dictionary Wizard April 4, 2024
Get the Diddy mug.An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)
Diddy is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
by luh99 January 15, 2025
Get the Diddy mug.The act of an older person kissing a younger person on the mouth. Usually in reference to pedophilia but could also be used to refer to a teenager kissing their parent on the lips when they are too old to do so.
That Epstein guy was into the young girls, I know he was getting Diddy Kisses.
Dang B, you need to stop with the Diddy Kisses with your mom, you are way too old for that!
Dang B, you need to stop with the Diddy Kisses with your mom, you are way too old for that!
by Rammz November 26, 2025
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(Must meet all criteria to be a proper diddy-up)
(Must meet all criteria to be a proper diddy-up)
by kkvanii April 27, 2024
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*Diddy Party in a sentence*
White tee guy: Yo, what's poppin?
Stacks : Nothing much my nigga, just came back from one of them Diddy Parties son. You shoulda been there, it was dick and balls everywhere son. Word is bond.
White tee guy: Yo, what's poppin?
Stacks : Nothing much my nigga, just came back from one of them Diddy Parties son. You shoulda been there, it was dick and balls everywhere son. Word is bond.
by wopofan June 2, 2024
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