Diamond Vagina

Special, valuable, exceptionally rare, perfect vagina. Men find this vagina irresistible and are almost always captivated by its unfathomable perfection. Diamond vaginas are typically found on beautiful, smart, witty women.

Rachelle could use her rare diamond vagina to get almost any man but she chose Dave. Dave could very well be the luckiest man in the world!

by RashellyluvsDave April 20, 2015

Diamond Cutter

Diamond Cutter - an erection so hard that it could polish a diamond

Jeez, here comes suzzanne from the typing pool - Ive got a diamond cutter , its so hard you could engrave a pewter goblet with it

by Rifleman59 April 29, 2010

diamond crusher

a gay man who has such a profficiency for taking it up the butt that he has the amazing ability to crush diamonds in his butthole

Gary is the ultimate bottom and such a diamond crusher.

by the croz December 22, 2008

Ace of Diamonds

Slang word for Demiromantic Asexual - a person who experiences romantic attraction only after developing an emotional connection beforehand, but no sexual attraction whatsoever (they may have sex to please their partner, which however isn't consensual - that would be a Demisexual).

Other asexual card terms include Ace of Hearts (an Alloromantic Asexual), Ace of Spades (an Aromantic Asexual) or Ace of Clubs (a Greyromantic Asexual).

My friend: So you finally went on a date with that girl you've been friends with for almost three years. How did it go?

Me: It was a lot of fun! We kept on making jokes all the time, I can hardly remember the plot of the movie we were watching!

My friend: Hmm, so did anything...spicy happened?

Me: What? Emm, I'm actually an Ace of Diamonds. I really love her, but I don't...do that...

Friend: *confused look*

by ONGN December 7, 2019

liquid diamonds

Liquid diamonds is diarrhea.

Look out for that puddle of liquid diamonds.

I'm going to eat this burrito and turn it into liquid diamonds.

by jewmachine March 17, 2007

diamond in the rough

The person that is the equivalent to a diamond in the middle of all the bad things.

Harry is my diamond in the rough.

by LACIENBRAN October 15, 2012

Mine Diamonds

An infamous Minecraft parody song of "Take On Me" from A-ha on YouTube by a little kid. He sings the song very poorly and ends up just screeching into the already bad mic, making the voice quality beautiful.

"Mine diamonds...
M I N E D I A M O N D S"

by BATMN every day December 14, 2018