Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022

Bogial-Dysfunction

The state of being continually, and unalterably bogus as a mf -
Otherwise known as being terminally bogus.

Yo, you got bogial-dysfunction if you think shorty fya.
Avani has a severe case of bogial-dysfunction.

by Dr professor bogus October 6, 2022

no more Christmas definitions

Exclamation. Said when seeing too many tacky Christmas related definitions as the word of the day.

Noah: Did you see the new word of the day
Me: I swear if its another Christmas one i might have to punch somebody. NO more Christmas Definitions!

by Hackerman94 December 22, 2009

nOObs(Playa definition)

A pair of freshly shaven balls at Black Rock City.

That dude should put some sunscreen on those nOObs, or he will end up looking like he just visited Terminal City.

-nOObs(Playa definition)

by OneEyedDick June 28, 2011

Weapon of Mass Dysfunction

A person or object that causes high levels of problems for people, organizations and groups.

John Swanson is such a screw up he is like a weapon of mass dysfunction for our group.

by Coolest Man Alive July 19, 2011

Erect titty dysfunction

When ones nipples become erect for no specific reason. This may also apply when ones nipples cannot become erect even with stimulation.

It’s so hot out but my nipples are still hard! I must have erect titty dysfunction!

by Jasminesquirrel November 14, 2018

John-kyle definition

a deminsion where donuts are used as hockey soccer balls.

I am so John-kyle definition today

by John has a big owie December 21, 2018