Defense mother

A mother with using excessive force as defense for a child

That defense mother shot that guy for molesting their child

by Dove of love July 01, 2016

the Hunter Defense

As zainy of a legal defense as Bird Law, the Hunter Defense is when you know the outcome, but refuse to acknowledge it, because it did not go in your own favor.

Garrett used the Hunter Defense when questioned about losing a foot race to a slow white guy, so he could avoid lifelong embarrassment.

by Matthew2131 February 23, 2024

Good Luck Charlie defense

When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do

Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”

by Will4021 October 25, 2023

Mad Defensive

Hoppy's play-style is "Mad Defensive" e.g. running and bowing.

Guy 1: Damn, this guy is playing so mad defensive
Guy 2: *runs and bows*

by Spambow April 03, 2016

white boy defense

when you have a defender that is "meat riding" you without actually playing defense

"Yo, let's play these niggas"

"nah man he play white boy defense"

by yxrick November 11, 2018

Bullfighter Defense

When the player on defense is afraid of the ball and gets out of the way when the opposing team runs by, similar to a bullfighting matador

Despite all the practice, many of the players on the team use bullfighter defense.

by Midnight polarbear March 07, 2013

Anti Mormon Defense Wall

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

by Craig Chompson December 29, 2019