deez nutted

An action in which one person manages to make another read the words 'deez nuts' over the internet.

bro i just got deez nutted

by wkandiel51 June 12, 2021

Deez nuts

a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7

Do you know bust? Bust Deez nuts.
Pointless ik

by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021

Deez nuts

Something to say to interrupt a conversation and make people laugh, or just randomly say whenever.

Andy: Hey did you here about the"
John: Deez nuts?

by Manden56 May 28, 2023

Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022

Gulpin Deez Nuts

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts

"I saw you Gulpin deez nuts"

by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024

Deez Nuts

round big ballssss

I want to see deez nuts

by zakaelyn September 14, 2016