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mmm my deer sexi pics

Standard phrase of an Indian, to tell girls that they like them.
girl: "how are you guys"
indian man: "mmm my deer sexi pics on profile i like my dear come inbox i make pregnancy with u my deer"
by halalbe September 27, 2017
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Big Black Buck Trigger Deer Dick Buck Sauce

Home made in Northern Michigan, this is premium deer bait designed specifically to lure the largest and darkest male deer into a deer blind imitating the aroma of a fresh, hot, dripping deer pussy.
"We are going to get the big one today Billy Bob."

"How do you know that Jim Bob?"

"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."
by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013
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your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
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Deer Horizon

A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT DEER HORIZON?
by Super Apple October 5, 2009
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Parkin Deer

A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it
Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?
by D-Llamas June 11, 2011
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deer tick dog

puopable tick transferred from deer to dick to dog to adam givin to everyone else in jesis room, always from dog fuckin the deer raping everyone in jesis room, isnt puopable at first, but is a little later after brock licks the stickly tuckly dicky sticky stuckle deer tick dog
crazy belt quinn is wearing farting out her mouth is a deer tick dog
by amber adam brock quinn January 13, 2008
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Silverballs Forest Deer

A silverballs forest deer is a rare specie of deer that its very habitat is congruent to the polar north country of New York. You may spot this deer around the campus of Suny Potsdam but it is very quick and often frighten easily. It is also easily identified by its hoop earrings used for its distinct nature to attract handsome males. It feeds on ExtenZe plants grown by a local martian field plower named Morg. While very adjust to the cold climate, the Silverballs lives in a Boso dormitory that resembles Disney World.
Silverballs Forest Deer
by LI hottness March 10, 2009
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