december 3

national pajama day!!! everyone wear your pajamas to school!

hey do you know what day december third is?
what
it’s national pajama day!!
december 3 is when everyone wears their pajamas to school

by whoevenareyou December 2, 2019

DECEARING

A word usually followed by the word "EGG"

Guy:...Once more, Eiffel Tower, Once more DECEARING EGG and once more is a delicious breakfast

by Reat November 19, 2020

December 22nd

The best birthday of all if u are born on this day your officially a reall g

yo when was u born. December 22nd. ahh your a real g

by jdjsjajfnfndjjdjdnd October 21, 2019

Dick Down December

Its when girls have to get dick down at least one time through out December, until 12.00 January 1st

Him: its Dick Down December so what u tryna get in to
Her: Oshit i almost forgot

by Carlos1026 November 11, 2018

December 12th

People born this day are superior to other because they are able to get gifts on their birthday just far enough that they don’t have to wait for Christmas to get all of them.

I wish I wasn’t born in December 25th because that guy over there born on December 12th gets presents for both his birthday and Christmas.

by realwordmaker24 October 15, 2019

December 9

National Flat Ass Day
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.

Guy 1 “Damn! She got one flat ass.“
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”

by flat ass nelly🍝 October 17, 2019

december 9

a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday

by joe momma 😋 October 15, 2019