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Depression 

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.
1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...
Depression by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Depression 

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.
Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”
Depression by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

depression 

when you went to the library 3 days ago and you got exactly two books. You read these books in one day each because you're such a f***ing bookworm and now you want new books. The library is supposed to open today, so you make your way happily over to the library to return your books and get new ones. But... THE M********ING LIBRARY IS CLOSED AND NOW YOU'RE SAD. VERY. F***ING. SAD.

fin
---- dude I'm suffering from depression right now
+++ why what happened?
-----I CAN'T GET NEW BOOKS. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE KAREN?!!
depression by sooooooooofiiiiii November 26, 2017

depression 

When a new game comes out that you want and your grounded
Going to gamestop to get a ps4 then then getting grounded. Depression
depression by aslan171 February 28, 2018

Depression 

Someone who is depressed. These individuals asks for advice and then turns around and does the complete opposite..then blames you for not helping when you tried to help and goes the total opposite way. Also they complains about everyyyyyy single thing! They also complains about not having enough money but turns around and spends money on pointless things. They are also downers.
Depression by jndw July 8, 2011

Depression 

Depression is when someone is sad :(
Toko is depressed with depression
Depression by Hibikki September 25, 2017