beef Curtains

If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !

Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself

by David Keenan June 19, 2007

Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

[Beef curtains]

Also Known as pussy lips.

I chewed her Beef Curtains.

by Sierra & Ashley March 29, 2007

meat curtains

Not only a term used for a vagina, but also a very useful business term. It is the most elegant way of describing this final process of wrapping-up a project or job. Using this term will most definitely get you that key to the corporate washroom...you go topdog!

We only have a few hours left people. Let's slap the meat curtains on this project already! I have a six-pack of Colt 45s and a $2 hooker waiting for me at home and my Viagra is starting to wear-off.

by TimTheEnchanter October 7, 2006

beefy curtains

beefy curtains are the 'fanny flaps' of a fat woman. They are beefy, because they are large/fat...and they are curtains as they hang over the entrance.

"You've got too much cheese around your beefy curtains.

by Matt.L October 2, 2003

beef curtains

The use of the produce from abattoirs to block out light from a window.

"My bay windows have beef curtains"

by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002

meat curtains

extra extra pussy lips

if she can tuck em' in then yup its damn meat curtains, roast beef lips, pussy flaps

by paleorchid September 4, 2003