Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020

Bogan Crop Circle

The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.

“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."

by Cowboy Tuned July 19, 2022

crop money

Marijuana or other drugs that are sold and the money that is earned is known as crop cash/cash crop/crop money

Tre: Wus Hanin? (What’s up)

JJ: nun much man jus got that henny n crop money (nothing much just made drug money and bought Hennessey)

Tre: oh that’s wussup

by Urbancomputer October 28, 2017

fade-crop

A cropodile intentionally takes a pic of the subject and crops the subject down to 20%, then fades that 20% to zero.

Really? You are gonna fade-crop Easter pics. DON'T FADE CROP ME BRO! Why you croppin? slang

by apache_one_seven April 20, 2025

Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.

"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"

by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025

Crop Top

a top that is definitely against the dress code, but nobody cares. (Except THAT ONE TEACHER, as well as THAT ONE SUB.)

That one teacher: "Hey, you cant wear that crop top here!"
girl: "AND!?!?"

by I KAN SPEL June 13, 2022

crop gaf

A house or premises at which marijuana is grown

I need to find a new job man, i cant keep working in this crop gaff its too bait

by Jirood July 29, 2017