Crook

Spelled as it is pronounced "Crook" a guy that is very handsome he will murder for money.

All Crooks dislike Femboys and are the loyal associates of the Catholic church.

The pope- Crook kill the femboy

Crook- Will be done Father

by Hansihans December 9, 2022

Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024

Crooks

Talksh wike thish and hash big double chinsh.

Crooks wash tawking about shmall penish.

by PoopyJackson69 February 24, 2022

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Crook

Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.

I am not a crook!

by cyclopentane August 15, 2023

Burden of crooked smile

Nothing can neglect it, stands with everything, only people with the name FTC can use it.

"I force concession via burden of crooked smile."

by Crooked Smile FTC November 17, 2020

crooked pine

Slang word for laced weed

Wow can I have some crooked pine!

by Shitkey April 12, 2017