COVID-21

The result of COVID-9 + COVID-10.

Me: What's COVID-9 + COVID-10?
Jeff: COVID-21!

by toadwire May 2, 2020

covid shot

When you cum on a girls face and stick a mask to her.

Bitch told me she was already vaccinated, but I gave her a COVID shot anyways.

by TheBlewsBrothers May 25, 2021

Covid-19

Corona virus is a virus that makes people become Zombies and rush to the stores to buy toilet paper. the reason why people buy a lot of toilet paper is unknown some people even steal hand-sanitizer from the hospitals. When a diarrhea virus becomes a big thing people are gonna start buying nose spray like WTH.

i got covid-19 but im rushing to stores to buy toilet paper

by FranklyRabbit April 4, 2020

due to covid

The new "Thanks Obama". When something goes awry or wrong, we used to say "Thanks Obama", but now it is "due to COVID".

Hey why did you double your prices? We had to, due to COVID.

Why didn't you guys come over last night? We couldn't due to COVID.

OmG I have gained so much weight - due to COVID. Thanks Obama.

by Monkaypants December 6, 2020

COVID-995

When healthy or asymptomatic members of the public, who suspect that they might have contracted Covid-19 but with no life-threatening or emergency conditions, are conveniently dialing 995, thus depriving those who genuinely need the service urgently from doing so.

How many lives could have been saved globally had there been fewer or no COVID-995 calls?

by Covido November 5, 2021

COVID-19

a pain in the ass

COVID-19: hi guys, my job is to kill you

by guy who likes to go camping June 3, 2022

covid-snug

Let’s not shame ourselves for our clothes fitting a bit more snugly that they did before Covid. It is a crazy time for all of us and we need that comfort food to keep us from going insane! During covid we all need a hug, even if it is from our pants!

Oh no, Leigh Ann, those jeans are not too tight at all! They’re just covid-snug!

by Lucy and Ethel November 27, 2020