Church Belling

When you're having sex with a female and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound

Damn Sean, Kelly and I was church belling all night long

Church Belling by Big dugg January 19, 2016

Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."

"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."

Church Jeans by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016

church tag 

When someone tags you on a social media platform while at Church.

Why would she church tag me when I look like monster...

church tag by Loud&Local December 25, 2016

church wafer 

a creative way to call someone an idiot.

"Don't be such a church wafer dude."

church wafer by s_c_t June 6, 2017

Church fucker

Someone who fucks in a church while saying holy fuck

Someone who is a dumbass

Steve you church fucker! Come back here dumbass

I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!

Church fucker by -Bouldrboy January 29, 2021

church juice 

Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is

- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!

Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN

“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”

church juice by copelily82 =) you got it July 9, 2021

Church girl empire 

A set of girls that have confidence in themselves knowing that they don’t need a man to be successful all they need is God and believing in themselves.

Church girl empire is all about success and confidence

Church girl empire by Reeldeal November 24, 2021