Bob went back to the BMW dealership for a chump's quote and ended up getting Jim's phone number, now they're dating.
by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021
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The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump June 5, 2018
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Easily manipulated, disrespected, and persuaded on a day-to-day basis; extremely sensitive; gets bullied
I cheated on him twice, then told him it was okay and it won’t happen again, and this chump actually listened to me. But you know on the low I still cheat. I told this chump if he doesn’t stop talking to his friends, I’m gonna leave him. Now he has no friends. What a chump.
by Casualcxm August 29, 2022
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There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.
by SquareUp March 7, 2017
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I feel like such an Instagram chump when I am consistently liking all of my followers pictures but they never like any of my pictures!
by Domi500 March 11, 2018
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