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Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
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Christopher Leon

The local legend Chris Leon is know by many names. His Neanderthal friends call him Jesus because of his height and burly beard. He keeps a close group of friends but will them them to simp over women older than him. He falls in love to fast but is a very good person at heart. He will kick your ass in team based objective games but struggles in RPGs. He is very knowledgeable in meme culture.
"Oh! That's Christopher Leon, he's that cool redditor."-Said No-one ever.
by TheWarrior76 April 8, 2022
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Christopher Dickson

Christopher Dickson is a very trustworthy person. He is a very good listener and never yells. He treats people with much respect and never wants anyone to be in trouble and he wants the best for people.
Guy 1: “Stop being a bitch, be a Christopher Dickson instead.”
by DICKSONHATER December 4, 2022
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Christopher Petty

Oof, Christopher Petty is dying again.
by Coby5735 January 31, 2019
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Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.
Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.
by CloRoJo November 23, 2021
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christopher coleman

Okay A Christopher Coleman Is Tipically A Handsome Guy. He Is Usually Funny. Almost Always Smart But Can Have Their Fair Share Of Dumb Moments. Normally Tall Or Semi Tall. Serious About Relationships. Thinks About A Future With Who They Are With At The Time. Loves To Say They Are Ugly When They Really Aren't. Talks Alot Unless They Are Thinking About Something Or Someone Or Doing Something.
by BY: SAVANNAH JOHNSON December 19, 2016
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Christopher Uryan

Christopher Uryan is the hottest, sexiest man in the world. He pulls all the hoes and has an extremely large penis.
Person: “Yo is that Christopher Uryan!? He stuck his cock in my girlfriend and sister last weekend!”
by chriscock September 9, 2022
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