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Calm the farm turbo

What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.
Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"

...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
by The Gavinator March 10, 2022
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Sig'chaim

A way to start a fight with an Israeli.
Hey! Moshe! Sig'chaim!
by The Lord of the Pies May 14, 2011
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vamo a calmarno

a latin from of saying let`s calm down guys with intentionally grammar mistakes when things go out of control between two people.
its usally complemented with a picture of the pokemon squirtle.
vamo a calmarno its not a big deal dudes
by TAKE ME 2 MY GRAVE April 3, 2017
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damage my calm

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.
That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm
by KnightofNerdom February 21, 2020
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Calm your tits

Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.

Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".
Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
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Calm Down

When a person waves their arms in a downward motion saying the words "Calm Down"
Josh the founder of "calm down"
Steve: " YOOO MAN WHATSS GOINN ONNN
Josh: "calm down" ~waves arms~
by RBOUT99 December 23, 2008
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Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.
Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
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