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Canadian limbo

Instead of going under the limbo stick, you jump over it.
by Javier Benoit May 12, 2008
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Canadian Clover

Another name for Cannabis sativa. The name 'Canadian Clover' is derived from the appearance of the cannabis sativa herb. The herb resembles a cross between green clover leaves and a maple leaf, an iconic symbol of Canada.
Sasha had some of that Canadian Clover. Now she's totally baked.
by GovenGoven March 18, 2010
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canadian snowplow

an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.
by Lance January 6, 2004
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canadian history

American slang for an unspeakable sex act so vile that Stephen Colbert couldn't define it on TV. It is known to involve moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
Man, did you see Sally and John get some canadian history last night? I'll bet that beaver has to change its name now.
by Bargain Countertenor February 4, 2010
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Canadian bicyclist

Anyone who visits a winery tasting room but doesn't buy any wine. (People riding bicycles generally don't buy wine because they can't carry it, and Canadians are the worst because you can't even ship wine to Canada.)
One winery tasting room worker to another: "How were sales over the weekend?"

Reply: "Shitty. Nothing but a bunch of Canadian bicyclists."
by Redneck Lawyer December 30, 2011
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Canadian breakdancing

The act of slipping on ice and saving it repeatedly
Dude 1: *slips*
Dude 2: "haha nice one bro"
random canadian dude: "nice moves eh"
Dude 2: "canadian breakdancing"
by Ya boi patty cakes March 7, 2015
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[canadian custard]

when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)
the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.
by JDursse January 3, 2009
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