so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024

Gamer Far

A danish expression, which means: "gamer dad".

People by the name of Malte most likely have a "Gamer Far"

Person 1: "Hey Malte do you have a gamer far?"

Malte: "Of course i have, i'm Malte"

by Lectioner100 June 13, 2018

Farring

Taking shit way too far

"Dude, did you hear that joke Cole just made? He's totally farring."

by MooselessCanada December 12, 2014

Far

Such as Warm/Humid weather is described as close Cold weather is described as Far

Chrilt: "Wow this weather's cold"

Binkle: "Don't you mean it's Far?"

by BigWizard420 June 18, 2025

not far

Much further than any regular human would consider close, a short distance or not far

Person 1: How far away is the pub?

Person 2 :Not far
Person 1: Are we there yet?
Person 2: about 5 more Kilometres yet....

by fester2001 March 2, 2023

Far dick

When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole

Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022