breaking brownies

to fart, release gas.

sally: what's that fowl smell?
tom: sorry, the dog is breaking brownies.

by kei81 March 4, 2009

Brownie Blindfold

A move used in a sexual situation where a man puts his testicles in the eye sockets of another person, while the second party proceeds to lick there anus like a frosty cheerio.

Last night I got wasted and Mike gave me a Brownie Blindfold, when I woke up in the morning I had a foul taste in my mouth.

by ARMBAR21 March 28, 2013

Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.

1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."

by Croganizer March 1, 2014

sour-brownie

th ol' bung-hole, especially related to ATM-sex with a hot babe

Gertrude went wild when I tongue-punched her sour-brownie.

by Tchornibog January 1, 2015

Twerk Brownie

A game; When a girl is twerking, have her shit, either in her pants or on the floor. The players pick up the shit, bake it along with brownies, and the ones who eats the shit loses.

That was a nasty game of Twerk brownie!

by Hallowedbthyhandle March 2, 2015

Brownie Crust

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.

Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.

by Brownie Muncher April 18, 2018

Brownie Lung

When one consumes too many sweets and the throat and lungs become congested and blocked by the sweet residue. Brownie Lung can also be caused by consuming too many scoops of dry protein powder before going to the local iron paradise/pound palace.

"Hey Bryan?!"
"What the fudge do ya want Albert?!"
"I had the most wicked awesome brownie lung last night after eating that family pack of two bite brownies! I almost had to be hospitalized. Some could say I was riding that brownie wave hard, bro. I loved every second of that brownie lung...Couldn't breath!"
"Sounds like you have your life in order! Maybe next you could try putting those brownies on ice cream. I hear that is a great treat, Albert."
"Good idea Bryan. I need brownie lung more than I need safety protocols and matrices. I love you Bryan. More than my wife."
"Thanks Albert I love ya too and your sweet gross Brownie lung. I love you more than Brownie Lung."
"...Liar. Impossible. Brownie Lung Rules. BL for short.
"...You're right Albert. Nothing could replace my passion for the BL. Seeya at Don's tomorrow?
"Yupe...Best bring some BL material. Love ya."
"love ya too. BL4life!."

by Brent Osgood Jr. October 31, 2018