brett micheals

sex godess; the ideal male physique with killer abs and a rock hard dick.He'll make every girl moan for more. Commonly known as the illicit lover.

"Ooooh yeeaaa babyyy give me some brett micheals!"

by kathy bruce March 22, 2008

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 09, 2006

Brett

A person that is very unattractive and gets really butt hurt also an overall wierdo

Brett tried flirting with me today

by Brett hurt October 23, 2019

Brett

Some faggot who gets searched alot at school. He is a dick to everyone for no reason.

Did you guys know Brett smokes pot

by $pade with a dollar sign February 20, 2019

brett johnson

A pathetic no good loser who couldn't control a pile of shit.

Look at that poor brett johnson imitator.

by Ponygirl December 14, 2004

Brett Farve

Someone who retires, just to get hired again. Then decides to retire (again), but ends up being hired for the second time.

Then he probaly retires just to decide to crawl back to his old job again.

Guy: Damn that guy is soooo like Brett Farve he can't make up his mind!

Girl: I bet his wife is pissed!

by Brett Farve's wife January 25, 2011

Brett Jan

To jump from one bed to another, a great distance away.

"He just jumped to that bed and pulled a Brett Jan."

by T-Bone April 19, 2005