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Bread Run 

The act of sitting down at a restaurant, eating all the bread from the basket, and leaving the restaurant without ordering.

This is sometimes done intentionally, and other times with previous intentions of ordering a full meal.
Ex. 1:
Dave: "I'm hungry. Want to go get some food?"

Mike: "Same here, but I didn't bring my wallet."

Dave: "Me neither. Let's just make a bread run at that Italian place down the street."

Ex. 2:

Larry: "This restaurant looked good, but now I can see it's just a tourist trap."

Michelle: "At least the bread is good. Let's just make a quick bread run and find another place."
Bread Run by Ju1ia April 26, 2010

bread story 

A story that has no significance and no real point.
A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."

bread day 

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.
I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."
bread day by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.
Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.
Bread shuffle by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

Bread Bowl 

When a female closes her thighs tightly and her partner poors lobster bisque in the area between her thighs and crotch. Her partner then eats the bisque face first.

For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.
“Oh baby give me a bread bowl.”
“I would but we’re out of lobster bisque”
Bread Bowl by PIBJoe June 9, 2018

bread it up baby 

similar to, “lets get this bread” but motivating someone to do something good for themselves

Example: getting a job, working out
“I think I’m gonna hit the gym and try to lift heavier weights this time.”

“Hell yea! Bread it up baby!”
bread it up baby by kysmackenzie October 13, 2018