Bones day / No bones day originated from tik-tok. It works kind of like a weather forecast. The forecast works the way that @jongraz on tik-tok tries to sit up the pug noodles in the morning. If he collapsed it's a no bones day, if he doesn't it's a bones day. A bones day is meant to be a positive day that great stuff is gonna happen on, and a no bones day is a day where you might wanna stay in bed drinking whiskey.
"It's a bones day today! Great stuff is gonna happen!" or as used to start a briefing in the pentagon: "I don't know whether there's a bones or a no bones day, so let's get the meeting started and hope for the best."
by Damptoget October 20, 2021

by Victor Daniel April 8, 2004

To do something completely pointless and over the top for the sole purpose of using it to get into college.
Jayna Rayne literally grew bone in her basement so she could put it on her college app.
Lots of people at my prep school grow bone so they can get into ivy league schools.
Lots of people at my prep school grow bone so they can get into ivy league schools.
by tiger troll August 2, 2011

The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon
Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?
Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.
Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.
by Tolley August 27, 2003

by online chatter December 21, 2008

Actual phrase: 'buona fortuna' meaning "good luck" in Italian. From the 3rd episode of the 3rd season of Boardwalk Empire entitled 'Bone for Tuna.'
by sirfartzalot711 September 23, 2013

A term used in the popular television series archer to describe when krieger, and his clones pretend to bone each other at the same time.
by Clone bone. December 17, 2016
