BMW M3

The illest sports sedan ever. The car is sleek looking but one wouldn't expect it to dust a porche 911, and a nissan skyline like an f16 vs a learjet. You will fuck shit up In this fine piece of German art.

Jimal: ah shit son my pumped up nissan is gonna wreck yo ass up shit son
Nate: cool story brah I can't wait to blow past your trash talking ass in my stock bmw m3 with 444 horse power at 180mph ripping through your ass like an f22 raptor. Better hold onto your shit tight.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 14, 2010

Bmw 335i

A type pf clapped out BMW that can be used to make a lot of power but most just have burble tunes

"I found a Bmw 335i for sale for 6k"
"it probably has 135k miles and is clapped AF"

by Loafgiver August 28, 2022

BMW fag

A person who is prone to taking selfies, whilst wearing American apparel.

Also know for not letting a good lie get in the way of a good story.

Generally know as the pleb within the group.

The “BMW fag” boasted about the power of his vehicle.

by Howard.t August 11, 2018

BMW

Big Military WIfe: a lady whos married to someone in the military and is a s big as a walrus

That fools married to a BMW

by Jonny B (The original) June 1, 2005

BMW

A person with an undesirable body shape=Body Made Wrong

That photo really made her look like she had a BMW

by beezyfrmbmore October 30, 2008

BMW

Big Mexican Woman.
A particularrly large woman who is mexican
she can also be spanish

Person 1: Ill have a BMW sneak into your room and rape you wahahaha

Person 2: a car?

Person1: Nooo. a Big Mexican Woman...duhh.

by CooCoo la CooCoo Pants September 26, 2007

BMW

Its a Big Mexican Woman

dude you were so drunk you fucked that bmw

by stinkyfisherman March 17, 2008